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Why bike can’t stand on its own?

"My car won't do anything either! It's exhausted."

“It’s time to put the brakes on all these puns, I really can’t handle them anymore.”

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Here’s an interesting graph comparing the price of HP ink to other various fluids, some bodily in nature. A $30 HP #45  black ink cartridge gives you 42ml, pricing out to $0.71/ml. Meanwhile, blood apparently costs $200 for 500ml from the Red Cross, pricing out to $0.40/ml.

Homemade miniature cannon shoots and destroys objects. It fires steel balls with great power and accuracy.

Falling objects synchronized to produce rhythm. Pretty chill.. just wait for it.

How many orange slices does it take to power up an iPhone? Watch this video to find out..

3.14 backwards spells PIE

Headphones plugged into a computer microphone jack will act as a microphone.

The YKK on your zipper stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikigaisha.

Coconuts kill 150 people every year. More than sharks.

The best hangman word is “Sphynx.” (a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y).

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” is a grammatically correct sentence used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated constructs.

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

If you write chump in cursive, it also says chump upside down.

The word “Facetiously” has every vowel. In order.

1 out of every 300 car accidents in Canada involve a moose.

Roughly a third of people can force a sneeze by looking into a bright light (Photic sneeze reflex).

Algae in the world’s oceans provide far more of our oxygen than do trees on land.

If you were to drill a hole through any 2 points on Earth and fall through, it would take you 42.2 minutes to get to the other side.

The word bed looks like a bed.

All the numbers in a roulette table add up to 666.

The turtle‘s shell (carapace) is really its ribs.

Goats have rectangular pupils.

Vikings never wore horns.

Laser is an acronym. It stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

You know whats pretty chill? A sloth in a box.

Chilling in a box

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with…

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960′s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

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